Designer cigarettes anyone?

Fortunately I don’t smoke and never have so perhaps I should apologise now if I come across slightly biased, but I’ve just stumbled upon the most ridiculous idea I’ve seen for a while! I give you the Gamucci, the micro electronic cigarette.

Iwantoneofthose.com claim that “this little stroke of genius will be a godsend” as it will allow all of those people irritated by the smoking ban to bypass the chilly British weather and puff away old school stylee at the pub table. This re-chargeable e-cigarette produces a real smoking experience thanks to its state of the art micro-electronic technology, but without any of the nasty tobacco side affects (see below for the full list of features).

I’m finding this hard to get my little head around. If there’s no tobacco why bother you’ll just look daft! I don’t get it. Surely their “smoking” is bound to be noticed by all and sundry and their perfectly good cocktail quaffing sesh will be interrupted by the general public staring, tutting and generally looking p***ed off that someone’s got the audacity to smoke indoors when they‘re having to drag themselves out into the elements.

I could go on and on and on but I don’t have the energy…it’s just not worth it. All those smokers out there save your £49.99 on your electric tabs and just quit. Harsh I know but if TPT (Tara Palmer-Tompkinson) can kick her candy habit then you can do it too. Go on you deserve to live… ;-)

AMAZING features include...

• An electronic cigarette untouched by the smoking ban.



• The device has no flame, no tobacco and no harmful carcinogenic ingredients.



• The cigarette comes in two parts, the longest part contains micro electronic technology and a rechargeable battery and the shorter screw-in part is the flavoured cartridge.



• 5 'Regular' (pretty high-strength), tobacco flavoured cartridges are included in the kit.



• Each cartridge is the equivalent of 20 cigarettes.



• Two lots of the long ended rechargeable batteries are included in the kit.



• The tip of the cigarette lights up as you inhale.



• Simulated smoke is emitted as you exhale. This is only vapour and evaporates in seconds.



• Requires a mains adaptor for charging (UK adaptor included).



• A full charge will last for approximately one day.



• Suitable for those STRICTLY over the age of 18 years.



• Not suitable for pregnant or breast feeding women.