Car crash TV

There are only three words I can think of to describe this ‘Car Crash TV’!

It’s nauseating, painful and absolutely compulsive viewing. I implore you all to go to YouTube and watch Kerry Katona’s further demise on today's This Morning by the end of today, if only to make you realise that at least your life ain’t that bad. In fact do it now, be one of the first (well sort of. There were 31,726 views by 15:28 this afternoon which by You Tube numbers is quite low but then again it’s only been uploaded for three hours. Think of how many people will have watched it by tomorrow! Oh, the shame!)

Kerry’s PR Guru Max Clifford told Radio 1 Newsbeat, "I must admit after today and in view of what's gone on over the last couple of months, I am increasingly concerned for her health and happiness." Now that speaks volumes.

At a time when pennies are being pinched Mr Clifford will have his work cut out. The great British public won’t have a lot of sympathy for the lady who having just been declared bankrupt, swans off to a fancy clinic and embarks on a £15,000 “transformation”. Especially when it’s been less than effective – hardly a caterpillar to a butterfly situation, more like a tadpole to a frog (sorry frogs!)

Next stop for Miss Katona is Booby’s barbers where she’s booked herself in for a number one all over!